This is Zach Anner, he's a stand-up comedian from Austin, Tx, and quite frankly, he's hilarious. Apparently he even had/has his own show on the Oprah Network. I don't know if he still does because I don't research enough when I type these out. I just think you should definitely see these. This guy is amazing.
This is his latest video on milestones, "..because we will NEVER convert to the metric system!"
More on his youtube channel here
and his website here
You can also follow Zach on twitter here
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