Elon Musk Risks Burning Thousands With “Not A Flamethrower”

I’ve been so impressed with many of Elon Musk’s accomplishments, until now.  There’s a reason firefighters are furious with good ol’ Elon, and it’s because he’s selling thousands of flamethrowers.  HE has named the product “NOT A FLAMETHROWER”, But IT’S A FLAMETHROWER.  This thing looks like a super soaker on steroids, is powered by propane, and it shoots flames.  20,000 have sold out, and now the “n0t a flamethower” is showing up on e bay for 2-3000 dollars.  California, also in a severe drought, is trying to ban the not a flamethrower.  Elon Musk is joking about it all.  Some people have already been burned, and others are posting videos of everything they can torch.  Nothing could go wrong here at all, right?  I soooo wish I could invent a stupid pill.  INSTRUCTIONS:  Pop it, and DON’T BE STUPID!  But then never mind.  Knowing the discipline we seem to completely lack, we’d all take too many and have side effects.  At this point I have no idea what else to say.  Help prevent forest fires?!?!????????????!



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