Aspen Hotel Offers Dumb and Dumber Package

“A place where the wine flows like beer.  A little place called Asssssspen!”  Priced at $10,000 for two people, this over-the-top weekend getaway includes two kick ass orange & powder blue ruffled tuxedos with top hats.  This expensive getaway is expensive for a reason.  It also comes with private jet transportation to/from Aspen Mountain where you can bust out a sweet mute grab on your new Colorado-made Icelantic skis.

Chug beer from Aspen Beer Co. while flying back to Denver to enjoy another relaxing night in a Corner King Deluxe room. Wrap up your sweet weekend with Sunday brunch at The Corner Office before heading out on moped scooter to explore downtown Denver and a relaxing spa treatment at The Oxford Club, Spa & Salon.  I would not do the downtown Denver cruise on a moped without the tuxedo’s.  End of story.

The Curtis Lloyd & Harry offer includes:

  • Two nights’ accommodations at the Curtis in Corner King Deluxe room
  • One Powder Blue & One Orange Tuxedo with matching top hats
  • Two pairs of Icelantic Nomad 95 Skis, handmade in Colorado with custom Denver skyline art
  • Luxury Jet service to/from Aspen, including transportation to/from the downtown hotel and Colorado’s Centennial Airport
  • SUV transportation to/from Aspen Mountain
  • Two single-day lift tickets to Aspen Mountain
  • 12 pack of bottled beers from Aspen Beer Co. to enjoy on the flight home
  • $100 credit to The Corner Office
  • 3-hour Moped rental to explore downtown Denver
  • $200 credit to Oxford Club, Spa & Salon for relaxing spa treatments
  • Late check-out on Sunday

If I had 5 k, there’s no doubt in my mind.  I’d already be signed up.

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